“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” Norm Chow is like Keyser Söze when it comes to ass fucking UCLA football. You think he is gone, no way Jose, here comes Web 2.0 Norm to fuck with your football program remotely, from Utah.
Rick is a goner, no doubt about that but the first person that should be gone from the UCLA athletics, yes even before Rick Neuheisel is Dan “The Penguin” Guerrero. When asked if getting to the Rose Bowl would be enough to save Rick from getting canned “The Penguin” said:
“That we’re preparing to play for the Rose Bowl should be exciting to all Bruin fans.”
Bruin say what?
Bruin say what now?
Should be exciting? So let me get this straight, after watching that snuff film called ucla/usc rivalry game where I witnessed ucla team getting curb stomped by those hoodlums from the shady part of town, I now then should be excited about us going up north to twilight town? We just got a half a century bend it like beckham nutshot delivered to our groin and we should be excited? Excited about what? That we will be playing the part of a meth addicted female in what will most likely be the first nationally televised nike neon bukkakke? Are you out of your god damn idiotic mind, you metabolically challenged moron? If somehow your dumbass is still allowed to hire the next UCLA football coach, I wish the first candidate on your list is Mark Mangino and that he be trapped in the elevator for about good 15 mins before interview so that upon escape Mark has to resort to eating your moronic retarded ass alive to in order to maintain his cholesterol level at “how are you not dead yet” level.
Wait, I think I am getting bit irrational and emotional here. I really want to be mature about this topic so.. Dan Guerrero, I hate you! I hate your stupid face and your stupid hires! I wish I was never born! *slams door*
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