I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals. For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media. Now do I think that it’s a horrible outfit? Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is blinging off that watch he is sporting goes against everything that us hipsters stand for. To truly go hipster, Westbrook needed to sport a retro Casio digital watch with a built in calculator or at the very least a neon rubber watch that has one of the superheros from DC comics as a dial (Not Marvel, that shit is sooooo overplayed). But a gold diamond encrusted Rolex, Russell? No hipster no..
To the people outside of westwood, you guys need to realize that we here at UCLA are always at the cutting edge when it comes to cultural trends and will not be manipulated by the mass media into thinking that the outfit Russell Westbrook wore is something to be ashamed of. Wait, are you reading this blog on a PC and not a mac? Let me guess, a Hewlett Packard laptop or HP as you guys call it? Ugh, figures… I don’t even know why I try anymore. .
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f’ing hilarious.
btw – i read this blog via Mosaic on my Packard Bell computational machine.
What’re you trying to sell me, fuckface?