Audio/Video of Petros going off on a massive 13 minute tirade at Lane Kiffin during last night's Petros & Money show. It's a must listen for anyone who is baffled by this particular Lane Kiffin response to why there are 6 Pac 12 teams in the top 25 rankings. I quote.
“It's the result of us not nailing recruiting over the last five years," Kiffin said Sunday when asked Read more
I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals. For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media. Now do I think that it's a horrible outfit? Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is Read more
I ran into some guy named Barry Sanders last night at a party and I asked him, "hey, aren't you the black Steven Manfro?"
Here are couple of my Steven Manfro observations from watching the spring practices so far.
During scrimmage, a swing pass was thrown to Steven Manfro from Richard Brehaut and to my amazement, after catching the pass Steven did not accelerate but rather just nonchalantly walked down the Read more
I get about 3 emails a week from this little blog of mine and about 3 of those tend to be from other bruin fans who love the fact that I am updating the UCLA image up to the modern times (aka. nike) with a little help my friend photoshop. So here is one more poster for UCLA football and personally my favorite so far. Attack with passion, go Read more
Above you see the potential 3-4 defense that UCLA might run in the upcoming football season, the whole thing is predicated on having a large nose tackle and tweener defensive tackles that will clog up the gaps in the line, while having speedy line backers to increase the coverage of the field in both pass and run situations. Or at least, that is what is stated on Wikipedia. Now Read more
One of the posts that I really enjoy on bruinreportonline is a weekly synopsis done by a poster named LaFemmeBruin who captures essence of what occurred in the previous weekend’s game in MS paint form. So with her consent I now present to you LaFemmeBruin’s MS Paint review of what exactly transpired during the UCLA vs USC game. Click “read more” below or the above pic to see last weekend’s victory. Enjoy.
Let me state one thing right off the bat, while I wanted to see Matt Barkley’s face buried on the turf as much as the next person, the last thing I wanted is for him to be injured in anyway. I sincerely hope his shoulder injury is not too serious and Matt goes on to have a pro career that will have him flourishing as much as his talent allows it to. Yes, I know he was smuggy like the Los Angles air quality during the 50-0 debacle last year but to wish an injury on a kid who is playing a game because of his previous childish bragger is incomprehensible. Also for Damien Thigpen, young man has been through quite a lot when it comes to injuries and I hope that he makes a full recovery for next year from the torn ACL he suffered during the game. With Jetski gone we need Damien as much as anyone and if he is still able recover enough to play football for the bruins during the 2013 season, it will be a great news for the bruin nation.
Now to the highlights of the game itself. Due to the number of request from the facebook site as well as my last post (I deleted the pending comments but read all of them), I decided to break down the highlights into 4 quarters with each quarter containing significant plays that either turns the momentum around or lead to a score. Chances are the segment that you requested to have it encoded in HD will be included in the quarter in which it happened. Also, the supposed post game interview in which Coach Mora got emotional is uploaded in this post as well, but I actually find Joey Harrington’s comments to the interview more interesting than the interview itself.
This video comes from Fred Roggin’s “The Challenge” which can been seen on the NBC network in the Los Angeles area right after the conclusion of Sunday Night football. In the segment Petros talks about the cross town rivary game coming up and picks UCLA to win versus USC, but that is the least interesting part of the video. Petros also states the following.
* USC was not overrated, they have underachieved. Big distinction there.
* Would have been better for Matt Barkley and Lane Kiffin if Matt went to the NFL after his junior year.
* USC has shown nothing on the road…. Petros reiterates, NOTHING with emphasis.
* Talks about how ugly and hateful this game will be, states UCLA will come out with their hair on fire dead set on beating SC.
* In response to Fred Roggin’s statement that it would be a dagger to Matt Barkley if SC does not win this game, Petros states, “Look it’s already had been a big disappointment for Matt.”
Click on the read more option below or the header picture on top of this post to be taken to the video.
This guys is just pure bath salts and liquid cocaine combined into form of a USC fandom. If you missed the original youtube video where he goes on a good 10 minute tirade about how the Kiffin family is bringing down the Trojan empire, I suggest you watch it ASAP since it can only describe it as a flawless urban interpretation of leave Britney Alone video. Can someone please do the right thing and send his neighbors some “Beats” by Dre headphones? My man, I think that’s Derrick Coleman banging on your door telling you to shut your ass up cause you are being too loud. What? Too soon?
He states in his other video that he is a journalism major at Cal State Fullerton. Pro USC or not, I will publish this guys writing without any edits. Because I am not sick of this guy at all. I AM NOT SICK OF THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kid number 1: I am just an emotionless empty vessel now that this Cody kid has stolen what is left of my soul with his enchanting voice. Please…. It’s too late for me, save yourself and warn others…… He will come for you…. Cody plans to make these videos for his community college applications as well… Run….. *pupil starts dilating* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!
Kid number 2: Seriously Cody, do you not see the nonstop troll face I am making in the background? What do I have to do to get out of participating in this video? Also, how about getting me a gladiator helmet that is not about 8 times smaller than my actual head? I started making troll faces to get out of doing this video at first but now I am involuntarily making faces due to the circulation to my brain being cutoff.
Kid number 3: (UCLA troll with blue shorts laughing his way through the whole video) Yes……. Let the douchiness flow through you……
Kid number 4: Must…… Cover……. All……. My……. Face……. With……. Sword……..
Video of the above screencap is after the jump, it’s basically like Robert Palmer’s ‘simply irresistible‘ video if you take all the awesomeness out of it (click read more option next to the plus sign below).
“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” Norm Chow is like Keyser Söze when it comes to ass fucking UCLA football. You think he is gone, no way Jose, here comes Web 2.0 Norm to fuck with your football program remotely, from Utah.
Rick is a goner, no doubt about that but the first person that should be gone from the UCLA athletics, yes even before Rick Neuheisel is Dan “The Penguin” Guerrero. When asked if getting to the Rose Bowl would be enough to save Rick from getting canned “The Penguin” said:
“That we’re preparing to play for the Rose Bowl should be exciting to all Bruin fans.”
Bruin say what?
Bruin say what now?
Should be exciting? So let me get this straight, after watching that snuff film called ucla/usc rivalry game where I witnessed ucla team getting curb stomped by those hoodlums from the shady part of town, I now then should be excited about us going up north to twilight town? We just got a half a century bend it like beckham nutshot delivered to our groin and we should be excited? Excited about what? That we will be playing the part of a meth addicted female in what will most likely be the first nationally televised nike neon bukkakke? Are you out of your god damn idiotic mind, you metabolically challenged moron? If somehow your dumbass is still allowed to hire the next UCLA football coach, I wish the first candidate on your list is Mark Mangino and that he be trapped in the elevator for about good 15 mins before interview so that upon escape Mark has to resort to eating your moronic retarded ass alive to in order to maintain his cholesterol level at “how are you not dead yet” level.
Wait, I think I am getting bit irrational and emotional here. I really want to be mature about this topic so.. Dan Guerrero, I hate you! I hate your stupid face and your stupid hires! I wish I was never born! *slams door*
The rumor is that UCLA is gonna debut an all white uniform for the upcoming cross town rivalry game against USC. Tracy Pierson from Bruin Report Online confirm the rumor here (not premium content) with some details on what the white unis might look like. To summarize that massive one paragraph article for the lazy assholes who don’t reads good, the bruins will be coming out in white jerseys, white pants, and white helmets with a blue navy stripe going down the middle. Basically, the white uniforms will look kind of like Penn State’s unis minus the infectious aura of child sodomy. Speaking of sodomy, I will post HD highlights of the UCLA vs Colorado game later tonight.
Pat Haden got some sand in his vagina from this? What did Max and Marcellus say that was incorrect? Question, who goes to USC after getting accepted into UCLA? Answer, only football players and short distance track stars.
Leave it up to Princeton of Date Rapes to represent the Pac 12 by beating the mighty Missouri Tigers who were missing 6 starters from their line up. I was really digging their all black pro combat nike uniforms as well, besides looking cool I am sure it makes it easy for Vontaze Burfict to do his night time “Dateline” worthy activities without having to change out of those pesky bright ass jerseys. Arizona State 37 – Missouri 30
Paul Richardson, the wide receiver for Colorado went after the ball like it was a UCLA coed’s purse, catching 11 receptions for total of 284 yards. However, Cal came back in the end of the game to win it on overtime by the score of 36-33. I know what you are thinking, this was a setup game for Cal before their giant match up with Presbyterian Blue Hose. That’s not a joke, look it up. Cal 36 – Colorado 33
USC just squeeked by their overmatched opponent again, however if Utah’s quarterback didn’t have an arm of a 12 year old girl, Utes could have possibly pulled out a win. Jordan Wynn must be made out of helium cause that football leaves his hands and then it hangs in their air floating to the clouds like its a character in “UP”. Jordan once threw a pass on the 405 during rush hour and the traffic actually got to the target before the ball did. USC 17 (or 23) – Utes 14
Avator looked human against Duke in the first half, all those damn white football players on defense must have made Andrew thought he was at Stanford football scrimmage and made him relax a bit. Stanford 44 – Duke 14
Washington State is no joke this year, Oregon State on the other hand….. Yeesh. Look up the scores for the rest of the pac 12 yourself you lazy bum.
As for UCLA, that needs to be saved for another post.