Summertime is when college athletics go into hiatus, and when you combine that with the fact that I am a lazy slob, you get updates like this. It’s so good cause it’s so awful. I will keep updating this post with new Picasso like drawings as the days progress on. More retarded drawings after the jump.
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What a game by Lebron James tonight, he just channeled his inner Jordan and basically punked everyone wearing green on the court. It’s too bad all that effort will be in vain since OKC Thunder has the NBA trophy on lock down. Let’s go Russell Westbrook. Let’s go Kevin Durant. Let’s go hipster NBA trophy.
I have no idea how I came across the clip above but here is a per-ceremony video of Darren and Keyosha Collison’s wedding. It’s a must watch for two reasons. One, the image of seeing all the former bruins together along with Darren and his lovely wife should be a magical sight to UCLA fans everywhere. Second, the video will remind you of what Russell Westbrook use to look like before fashion captured his soul. Enjoy.
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Kevin Durant looks as though he is prepared to go….. EVERYWHERE. Fancy dinner? Got a blazer on. Prom? Got a corsage on. Express For Men convention? You see the T shirt he has on underneath that blazer right? Let’s roll. Buddhist Temple? Check out the black beaded necklace homie, it’s Durant time. Annual little old men convention with guest speaker Alterraun Verner? Kevin is not sporting those head of an insurance company JFK glasses for nothing, let’s bounce. In fact, don’t even bother telling Kevin where you guys are going after the game because he is ready…… for everythang~
Russell Westbrook on the other hand. Listen, I don’t know when it started to become fashionable to wear outfits that make you look like a victim of a paintball drive by, but this is really getting out of hand.
I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals. For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media. Now do I think that it’s a horrible outfit? Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is blinging off that watch he is sporting goes against everything that us hipsters stand for. To truly go hipster, Westbrook needed to sport a retro Casio digital watch with a built in calculator or at the very least a neon rubber watch that has one of the superheros from DC comics as a dial (Not Marvel, that shit is sooooo overplayed). But a gold diamond encrusted Rolex, Russell? No hipster no..
To the people outside of westwood, you guys need to realize that we here at UCLA are always at the cutting edge when it comes to cultural trends and will not be manipulated by the mass media into thinking that the outfit Russell Westbrook wore is something to be ashamed of. Wait, are you reading this blog on a PC and not a mac? Let me guess, a Hewlett Packard laptop or HP as you guys call it? Ugh, figures… I don’t even know why I try anymore. .
Darren Collison got married over the weekend and somewhere in Houston Case Keenum stopped mid hump during coitus to welcome Darren to the bang your wife non stop society. Digging Russell Westbrook’s casual friday look although I dont know if it’s appropriate to be casual in a wedding, but I also don’t have millions of f u money in the bank. Kevin Love desire to turn himself into giant “rock your body” version of Justin Timberlake seems to be coming to fruition, and Luc is rocking the outfit that tells a story of a love child between scarface and a butler. Damn good old days of UCLA basketball dominance. *tear*