Petros Going OFF On Lane Kiffin “No One Feels Sorry For USC!”

Audio/Video of Petros going off on a massive 13 minute tirade at Lane Kiffin during last night's Petros & Money show.   It's a must listen for anyone who is baffled by this particular Lane Kiffin response to why there are 6 Pac 12 teams in the top 25 rankings.  I quote. “It's the result of us not nailing recruiting over the last five years," Kiffin said Sunday when asked Read more

Westbrook, Long Tradition Of UCLA Hipsters

I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals.   For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media.   Now do I think that it's a horrible outfit?  Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is Read more

Mancrush of spring practices: Steven Manfro

I ran into some guy named Barry Sanders last night at a party and I asked him, "hey, aren't you the black Steven Manfro?" Here are  couple of my Steven Manfro observations from watching the spring practices so far. During scrimmage, a swing pass was thrown to Steven Manfro from Richard Brehaut and to my amazement, after catching the pass Steven did not accelerate but rather just nonchalantly walked down the Read more

UCLA Football: Attack With Passion Poster

I get about 3 emails a week from this little blog of mine and about 3 of those tend to be from other bruin fans who love the fact that I am updating the UCLA image up to the modern times (aka. nike) with a little help my friend photoshop.   So here is one more poster for UCLA football and personally my favorite so far.   Attack with passion, go Read more

Lou Spanos’ Potential 3-4 Defense vs Joe Tresey’s 4-wtf-0-2 Defense

Above you see the potential 3-4 defense that UCLA might run in the upcoming football season, the whole thing is predicated on having a large nose tackle and tweener defensive tackles that will clog up the  gaps in the line, while having speedy line backers to increase the coverage of the field in both pass and run situations.   Or at least, that is what is stated on Wikipedia.  Now Read more

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UCLA Memorable Momments In MS Paint

ucla fans reaction to punting is winning quote

Summertime is when college athletics go into hiatus, and when you combine that with the fact that I am a lazy slob, you get updates like this.   It’s so good cause it’s so awful.    I will keep updating this post with new Picasso like drawings as the days progress on.   More retarded drawings after the jump.

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You know Thunder Will Be NBA Champions

russell westbrook and kevin durant will win the NBA championship and dress it accordingly

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What a game by Lebron James tonight, he just channeled his inner Jordan and basically punked everyone wearing green on the court.    It’s too bad all that effort will be in vain since OKC Thunder has the NBA trophy on lock down.   Let’s go Russell Westbrook.  Let’s go Kevin Durant.  Let’s go hipster NBA trophy.

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Darren Collison Wedding Video

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I have no idea how I came across the clip above but here is a per-ceremony video of Darren and Keyosha Collison’s wedding.   It’s a must watch for two reasons.   One, the image of seeing all the former bruins together along with Darren and his lovely wife  should be a magical sight to UCLA fans everywhere.  Second, the video will remind you of what Russell Westbrook use to look like before fashion captured his soul.  Enjoy.

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WTF Is Russell Westbrook And Kevin Durant Wearing?

seriously, wtf is russell westbrook and kevin durant wearing?

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Kevin Durant looks as though he is prepared to go….. EVERYWHERE.   Fancy dinner?  Got a blazer on.  Prom?  Got a corsage on.  Express For Men convention?  You see the T shirt he has on underneath that blazer right?  Let’s roll.  Buddhist Temple?  Check out the black beaded necklace homie, it’s Durant time.  Annual little old men convention with guest speaker Alterraun Verner?   Kevin is not sporting those head of an insurance company JFK glasses for nothing, let’s bounce.  In fact, don’t even bother telling Kevin where you guys are going after the game because he is ready…… for everythang~

Russell  Westbrook on the other hand.   Listen, I don’t know when it started to become fashionable to wear outfits that make you look like a victim of a paintball drive by, but this is really getting out of hand.

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Guess Which College Reggie Miller Went To?

Seriously take a guess….  It’s a hard one to figure out.

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Westbrook, Long Tradition Of UCLA Hipsters

ben howland, copying hipster russell westbrook

I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals.   For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media.   Now do I think that it’s a horrible outfit?  Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is blinging off that watch he is sporting goes against everything that us hipsters stand for.  To truly go hipster, Westbrook needed to sport a retro Casio digital watch with a built in calculator or at the very least a neon rubber watch that has one of the  superheros from DC comics as a dial (Not Marvel, that shit is sooooo overplayed).   But a gold diamond encrusted Rolex, Russell?  No hipster no..

To the people outside of westwood, you guys need to realize that we here at UCLA are always at the cutting edge when it comes to cultural trends and will not be manipulated by the mass media into thinking that the outfit Russell Westbrook wore is something to be ashamed of.  Wait, are you reading this blog on a PC and not a mac?   Let me guess, a Hewlett Packard laptop or HP as you guys call it?  Ugh, figures…  I don’t even know why I try anymore.  .

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darren collison wedding = final four

ucla basketball team for darren collison wedding

Darren Collison got married over the weekend and somewhere in Houston Case Keenum stopped mid hump during coitus to welcome Darren to the bang your wife non stop society.   Digging Russell Westbrook’s casual friday look although I dont know if it’s appropriate to be casual in a wedding, but I also don’t have millions of f u money in the bank.  Kevin Love desire to turn himself into giant “rock your body” version of Justin Timberlake seems to be coming to fruition, and Luc is rocking the outfit that tells a story of a love child between scarface and a butler.   Damn good old days of UCLA basketball dominance.  *tear*

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