Here I am waiting for the arrival of Adrian Klemm to pay off for our football recruiting only to find out that my dream of a player just committed to the UCLA Bruins in the form of Carl Hulick, a nose guard from Anaheim CA. Carl Hulick might not be a household name in the recruiting world but once you get a look at that ‘every bouncer you ever seen at a club’ face, you begin to see what type of attitude change head coach Jim L Mora is trying to bring to the UCLA football program. We will no longer be the late night cineamax of college football world, meaning all the eye candies that you wanna see are out there but you see nothing but soft action on the field. No! No more. Bruin football will now be hardcore, so hardcore that it will make a German porn director go into a spasm from what type of overwhelming hardcore action he is seeing out there. Yeah that hardcore my friends.
New decade of bruin football is here, and with the hiring of Sal “My Left Foot” Alosi as the strength and conditioning coach strictly for the football team, it signals to the rest of the PAC 12 that we are the UCLA Bruins and now…. now we just don’t give a fuck. No longer are we the school of punting is winning, we are now a school of winning is winning and we will do whatever it takes to get it done. Welcome Carl Hulick, we need more players like you on our football team to change the culture that existed with the previous regime.