Petros Going OFF On Lane Kiffin “No One Feels Sorry For USC!”

Audio/Video of Petros going off on a massive 13 minute tirade at Lane Kiffin during last night's Petros & Money show.   It's a must listen for anyone who is baffled by this particular Lane Kiffin response to why there are 6 Pac 12 teams in the top 25 rankings.  I quote. “It's the result of us not nailing recruiting over the last five years," Kiffin said Sunday when asked Read more

Westbrook, Long Tradition Of UCLA Hipsters

I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals.   For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media.   Now do I think that it's a horrible outfit?  Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is Read more

Mancrush of spring practices: Steven Manfro

I ran into some guy named Barry Sanders last night at a party and I asked him, "hey, aren't you the black Steven Manfro?" Here are  couple of my Steven Manfro observations from watching the spring practices so far. During scrimmage, a swing pass was thrown to Steven Manfro from Richard Brehaut and to my amazement, after catching the pass Steven did not accelerate but rather just nonchalantly walked down the Read more

UCLA Football: Attack With Passion Poster

I get about 3 emails a week from this little blog of mine and about 3 of those tend to be from other bruin fans who love the fact that I am updating the UCLA image up to the modern times (aka. nike) with a little help my friend photoshop.   So here is one more poster for UCLA football and personally my favorite so far.   Attack with passion, go Read more

Lou Spanos’ Potential 3-4 Defense vs Joe Tresey’s 4-wtf-0-2 Defense

Above you see the potential 3-4 defense that UCLA might run in the upcoming football season, the whole thing is predicated on having a large nose tackle and tweener defensive tackles that will clog up the  gaps in the line, while having speedy line backers to increase the coverage of the field in both pass and run situations.   Or at least, that is what is stated on Wikipedia.  Now Read more
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Videobombs Featuring Kevin Prince.. Horror Edition

Here is a second collection of videobombs featuring Jerry Neuheisel with guest star Kevin Prince. Kevin Prince videobomb techniques are of a different breed than Jerry, Prince seems to have the bombing aura of a prisoner who just got out of jail laughing out loud by himself in a movie theater while smoking a cigar because he is just that creepy. Let’s bring down the bombing intensity a bit there Kevin, it’s scaring the kids.

Posted on August 12, 2012 in football, misc, video Leave a comment

HD Highlights Of UCLA vs Colorado

HD highlights of UCLA vs Colorado football game

Inside this post you will find the highlight videos of the following from the UCLA vs Colorado football game.  Kevin Prince throwing a long bomb to Shaq Evans for a 54 yard touchdown, and then Shaq getting an excessive celebration penalty for standing in the end zone with his arms crossed (listen for someone telling Shaq when he heads over the Neuheisel, “great job, now go get chewed out”).  Highlight of both touchdown catches by Big Joe and the replays following it.  Andrew Abbott’s fantastic one handed interception, and the team doing their Oregon Ducks gloves impression (holding the hands together so that the inside of the gloves form the word UCLA).  And finally, compilation of Johnathan Franklin’s big runs through out the day that totaled for 162 yards on only 15 carries.  Again, make sure to use the 720p option on the bottom right corner of the youtube player to get the full high definition quality.  Go Bruins!

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Posted on November 21, 2011 in football, pac 12, video Leave a comment

HD Highlight Clips of the UCLA ASU game

Yes!  My HD PVR finally got here today and as promised, here are the highlight clips from the UCLA vs ASU game in glorious full Versus HD.  Again, I want to repeat that it was broadcasted on Versus HD so that’s like only 4 pixels better than standard definition but I gotta say the PVR encoded the clips about 100x times better than the previous ones I have uploaded on my youtube channel.

Inside this post are HD highlights of the following from the game: Dennis Erickson saying “oh fuck” after the final missed fieldgoal, Anthony Barr throwing a great block on a Arizona State safety, Nelson Rosario 3rd and 29 conversion, Derrick Coleman running over Vontaze Burfict, and Vontaze Burfict going nuts throwing his helmet on the ground after the Nelson Rosario 76 yd TD in the above clip.

*Remember to use the “720p” option on the bottom right of the youtube player to get the full high definition playback (default is 360p, the option to view it in 720p will be available after pressing play).  Enjoy, go BRUINS!

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Posted on November 9, 2011 in football, video Leave a comment

UCLA Football Nicknames

kevin "white chocolate" prince ucla quarterback

After getting the chance to watch the ASU game on my DVR last night, I wanna throw out some nicknames for the current UCLA football team.

* Kevin “White Chocolate” Prince : What if Michael Vick was white?  WHITE CHOCOLATE!

* Nelson “Lithium” Rosario : Rosario make Barry Sanders touchdown celebrations look like Chad Ocho Cinco’s.

* Derrick “Peter North” Coleman : He will pound the living hell out of you.

* Aaron “Dead End” Hester : Turn around, please turn around.

* Tyler “Manager” Gonzalez: Self explanatory here.

* Sean “Hellboy” Westgate : Cast on that hand, very hellboy like.

* Rick “Voorhees” Neuheisel : Just like Jason, you can’t kill CRN.  He just keeps coming back to life.

Still waiting on my HD PVR to rip some game clips in full HD.  The hazy youtube clips of the games I been putting up is just not doing it for me.  I need to upload Dennis Erickson saying “Oh Fuck” after the last missed field goal in full high definition glory. (However, an animated gif can be found here)

Posted on November 8, 2011 in football Leave a comment

Richard Brehaut vs Kevin Prince

ucla needs a cocky quarterback

Let me say right off the bat that I love me some Kevin Prince, the kid is all class and he is a great representation of what it means to be a bruin on an off the field.   However, I don’t think he was meant to be a quarterback for the ucla bruins, at least not the starting quarterback.

To me the starting quarterback needs to have that asshole/confidence factor around him, the aura of a prick from being pampered all his life because he has that golden arm that can put the football right between the numbers, and through your sisters vagina.  I need a quarterback who screams at his wide receivers if they don’t comeback to the ball with effort, yell at them to a point where when they are lining back up at the slot for the next play, their eyes begin to get red and a tears forms around their pupils from the verbal lashing they just received…. Or from fear.  Whatever works I just need some sort of a tear.  I need a quarterback who yells at the defense for being non tackling pussies when he himself just simply trouts off the field after the opponent defense is taking it back the other way from one of his interception.   Think of what Stephen Garcia looks like, that’s what the soul of the starting quarterback should look like.

Richard Brehaut I hope you are ready to pound those beavers, and please don’t forget about our upcoming football game either.

Posted on September 21, 2011 in football Leave a comment

Your Staring UCLA Quarterback is…… Kevin Brehaut! No! Richard Prince! No!

rick names both kevin prince and richard brehaut as a starter. huh?

Coach Rick Neuheisel is beginning to lose me…  You are losing me coach you are losing me.   After much analysis and examination of spring and fall practices,  Coach Neuheisel has decided on who the starting qb for UCLA bruins is going to be for our game against the Houston Cougars.  *in my best Regis Philbin voice* Are you ready for this?  Are you ready for this?  The starting quarterback for the UCLA bruins is…….. are……… are?  What? Kevin Prince and Richard Brehaut!   With Brett Hundley coming in on specially designed  packages.   Wait what?  Yup, Kevin Prince will get the first start during the early part of the game but Richard Brehaut will also get his shot during flow of the game as well.  Sprinkle in some Brett Hundley in that mix and you got yourself the perfect ingredient for a quarterback controversy.  So the better question to the coach would have been, who in the UCLA qb roster is NOT gonna play coach?  Cause that will truly be an announcement.

Posted on August 31, 2011 in football, rumor Leave a comment

Are you ready for some foosball?

special suit to prevent kevin prince from getting injured

After a long hiatus I am back with a vengeance to celebrate the start of the college football season.   Can you feel the tension in the air right now?  I know I can, I can feel it all the way down in my plums.  Getting all swollen, with a light blue bruin hue to em.

According to various practice reports of the fall scrimmages, it seems as though the QB position is wide open  and up for grabs with Richard Brehaut making the biggest stride in becoming the starter.   Where is Brett Hundley a.k.a ‘the second savior’, a.k.a ‘the recruit with the whitest sounding name that turns out to be black’ at?   Well Brett injured his knee playing pickup basketball, and if that doesn’t prove that UCLA is a basketball school than I don’t know what does.

The solution to solving the UCLA QB problem is simple, UCLA is one of the top medical research universities in the world with advance capabilities in medical experiments .  Here is a hint, have you seen the movie The Human Centipede?  Oh you have?  How does Kevin Brehaut sound to you?

Posted on August 16, 2011 in football Leave a comment