Petros Going OFF On Lane Kiffin “No One Feels Sorry For USC!”

Audio/Video of Petros going off on a massive 13 minute tirade at Lane Kiffin during last night's Petros & Money show.   It's a must listen for anyone who is baffled by this particular Lane Kiffin response to why there are 6 Pac 12 teams in the top 25 rankings.  I quote. “It's the result of us not nailing recruiting over the last five years," Kiffin said Sunday when asked Read more

Westbrook, Long Tradition Of UCLA Hipsters

I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals.   For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media.   Now do I think that it's a horrible outfit?  Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is Read more

Mancrush of spring practices: Steven Manfro

I ran into some guy named Barry Sanders last night at a party and I asked him, "hey, aren't you the black Steven Manfro?" Here are  couple of my Steven Manfro observations from watching the spring practices so far. During scrimmage, a swing pass was thrown to Steven Manfro from Richard Brehaut and to my amazement, after catching the pass Steven did not accelerate but rather just nonchalantly walked down the Read more

UCLA Football: Attack With Passion Poster

I get about 3 emails a week from this little blog of mine and about 3 of those tend to be from other bruin fans who love the fact that I am updating the UCLA image up to the modern times (aka. nike) with a little help my friend photoshop.   So here is one more poster for UCLA football and personally my favorite so far.   Attack with passion, go Read more

Lou Spanos’ Potential 3-4 Defense vs Joe Tresey’s 4-wtf-0-2 Defense

Above you see the potential 3-4 defense that UCLA might run in the upcoming football season, the whole thing is predicated on having a large nose tackle and tweener defensive tackles that will clog up the  gaps in the line, while having speedy line backers to increase the coverage of the field in both pass and run situations.   Or at least, that is what is stated on Wikipedia.  Now Read more
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coaching change

joe tresey new dc for the bruins

joe tresey's resume

Who is Joe Tresey?   He is mainly known for being the former defensive coordinator for Brian Kelly while Kelly was at Cinncinnatti.  He was then fired by Brian for unknown reason which was the hiccup on Tresey’s resume that had to be cleared by Rick himself before being hired as the new UCLA Dc.   Now he clearly wasn’t Rick’s first choice by any means with Tresey being a 4-3 guy while Rick desired a 3-4 formation on defense.   However Tresey is believed to be a fiery coach with an type A personality which is what UCLA clearly needs on it’s coaching staff.

Not much multimedia is out there for Joe but here is an interview he conducted while serving as the defensive coordinator for USF.




Posted on February 16, 2011 in coaching, football, video Leave a comment

WHO IS IT RICK? WHO???

checking to see who the next ucla defensive coordinator is

For the love of god Rick, who is the next defensive coordinator for the UCLA bruins?    WHO IS IT RICK?  WHO????????????

Posted on February 14, 2011 in coaching Leave a comment

Seriously, Meet your new DC

steve brown new ucla defensive coordinator

Here is your new UCLA defensive coordinator, Steve Brown.  Now you want some valid info on him?  Go to BRO man, I know nothing.  What I do know is that he looks very smooth.  Kind of like a lighter Billy Dee Williams.   “You want blitz baby?  You got it if you act cool~  Relax~~  And open up some 3-4 formation to get that pressure you been wanting…  Yeah~~ That cool refreshing pressure….. Blitz baby blitz…   It works everytime~.”  *wink*

Posted on February 12, 2011 in coaching, football, rumor Leave a comment

Jim Mastro orchestrates UCLA running game.

jim mastro becomes new ucla running game coach

Jim Mastro from Nevada (known for inventing and utilizing the pistol offense) is the new TE and F back coach for the UCLA bruins.  Mastro’s bio can be found here.   Do I like this hire?  Well yes and yes.  I love anytime UCLA hires a coach with a weird last name that I can make some crappy photoshop joke out of, it just makes my job hell of a lot easier.  Additionally, this means that we might be able to utilize Anthony Barr from just a blocker to a player who can utilize his 4.4 speed out in space.   Furthermore, Mastro will definitely improve the running game by utilize different formation including the right way to  use the ‘pistol’ to make the UCLA offense more versatile.  Kind of like how I am with the ladies.  You black?  Okay good, my favorite.  You white?  Okay good, my favorite.   You a tranny?  Okay not that versatile.

Posted on February 12, 2011 in coaching, football Leave a comment

Ricks comes back from Cabo with a DC

rick neuheisel comes back from cabo with a dc

Forget my previous post about the potential coach that was spotted during practice, our staff has learned (again by staff I mean my imagination) that CRN was not in cabo vacationing but rather to interview a new defensive coordinator.  Not much is known besides the name Bernie Lomax, but he is thought to be very stoic, expressionless if you will, a kind of a calm leader.  His friends describe Bernie as more animated version of  Norm Chow.    More to come as the news develops, but Bernie is thought to be the life of the party, although I hear that there is one small problem.

Posted on February 9, 2011 in coaching, rumor Leave a comment

the new UCLA DC?

secret shot of rumored ucla defensive coordinator

secret shot of rumored ucla defensive coordinator

First it was Randy Shannon but he was too ahem… urban for UCLA.  Then it was Rocky Seto but he turned out to be a love child between Pete Carroll and one of SC Asian song girls which canceled him out instantly.   But now, now it seems we have that mystery candidate for the defensive coordinator position that we have been seeking for all this time.  Going by the secret shots attain by our TMZ like staff, and by staff meaning my imagination, you can see him checking out the UCLA practices in the above pic.  Not much is known about this candidate, besides the fact that he appears to be a former NFL defensive tackle judging by his body type.  Additionally, he is rumored to be a very private person but ultra aggressive in his schemes, especially when someone tries to take away his beef jerky.  Let’s just pray that he is not connected to USC in any way, although going by the above picture, he seems to share some blood lines with Ed Orgeron.

Posted on February 8, 2011 in coaching, football, rumor, usc Leave a comment

meet your new DC

rick neuheisel hiring everyone

rick neuheisel hiring everyone

Rocky Seto, or Kato to Rick’s Green Hornet, is the new DC at UCLA.  Now am I being racist with this analogy? I dont think so.  Maybe I am Asian and I can make analogies like this ever think of that?  Or maybe I am a former fat jewish actor now a semi fat jewish actor who is playing a green hornet so I have the excuse to use the kato reference, you think of that?  Oh boy let the melt down at BRO begin folks, and please hide ya kids, hide ya wife, infact hide your husband cause Ricks hiring every SC personnel out hea.

Posted on February 2, 2011 in coaching Leave a comment

Greg Robinson seen on Campus

Reports are coming out on BRO forum (aka. TMZ of UCLA sports) that former defensive coordinator for Michigan Wolverines, Greg Robinson was seen walking around the UCLA campus recently.  I think it’s time for an animated gif time to express my feelings over this news.

greg robinson for UCLA defensive coach

Posted on January 21, 2011 in coaching, football, rumor Leave a comment

mike johnson seen at UCLA

dewayne walker gone, norm chow kind of goneTracy Pierson from Bruin Report Online has reported that former San Francisco 49′ers offensive coordinator, Mike Johnson was spotted at UCLA today.    Now this could mean one of many things, none of which is good for Norm Chow.  One, it could mean Chow is for sure gone to Utah and Mike Johnson will be taking over.  Two, it could mean Chow has been demoted to QB coach with Mike Johnson taking over the offensive coordinator role.  Or three, it could mean I need to get a f’n life and stop following these coaching rumors as if my left ball depended on it.  I think it’s three.

Posted on January 19, 2011 in coaching, pac 12, rumor Leave a comment