Petros Going OFF On Lane Kiffin “No One Feels Sorry For USC!”

Audio/Video of Petros going off on a massive 13 minute tirade at Lane Kiffin during last night's Petros & Money show.   It's a must listen for anyone who is baffled by this particular Lane Kiffin response to why there are 6 Pac 12 teams in the top 25 rankings.  I quote. “It's the result of us not nailing recruiting over the last five years," Kiffin said Sunday when asked Read more

Westbrook, Long Tradition Of UCLA Hipsters

I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals.   For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media.   Now do I think that it's a horrible outfit?  Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is Read more

Mancrush of spring practices: Steven Manfro

I ran into some guy named Barry Sanders last night at a party and I asked him, "hey, aren't you the black Steven Manfro?" Here are  couple of my Steven Manfro observations from watching the spring practices so far. During scrimmage, a swing pass was thrown to Steven Manfro from Richard Brehaut and to my amazement, after catching the pass Steven did not accelerate but rather just nonchalantly walked down the Read more

UCLA Football: Attack With Passion Poster

I get about 3 emails a week from this little blog of mine and about 3 of those tend to be from other bruin fans who love the fact that I am updating the UCLA image up to the modern times (aka. nike) with a little help my friend photoshop.   So here is one more poster for UCLA football and personally my favorite so far.   Attack with passion, go Read more

Lou Spanos’ Potential 3-4 Defense vs Joe Tresey’s 4-wtf-0-2 Defense

Above you see the potential 3-4 defense that UCLA might run in the upcoming football season, the whole thing is predicated on having a large nose tackle and tweener defensive tackles that will clog up the  gaps in the line, while having speedy line backers to increase the coverage of the field in both pass and run situations.   Or at least, that is what is stated on Wikipedia.  Now Read more

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Matted Black Helmet For UCLA via Oregon Poster Rape

UCLA black helmet for 2012? Hopefully

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With the likelihood that UCLA will have an alternative black uniforms this year, I would really love it if we had a matted version with the above sketch as our helmet to go along with it.   It’s not exactly groundbreaking style like Missouri’s all black helmet with a thundercat on the side of their domes but we have to take one little baby step at a time here in westwood.

Seriously, the above is about as tame as it’s gonna get for an all black uniform, but it will still get the old geezers who are not up to date with the current times screaming about  our tradition while not fully comprehending the concept that “alternative” does not mean “replace”.

  • Where is the powder blue?”
  • “Where is the gold?”
  • “I can’t recognize it!  How do I know who to root for?”
  • ‘The black is too intimidating and the fear makes me shit all over my depends.”

And so on….

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The Rumored All Black UCLA Uniforms Via Sundevil Poster Rape

ucla version of arizona state all black uniform

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The rumor is that UCLA will have 5 different combinations of alternative football uniforms for the upcoming year including an all black version and an all blue version.  Perfect.   *Points to sky*  You been listening to me god, you really have been listening…   As for what I think the alt unis should look like, while I know Adidas goes more retro than modern in their alternative uniforms, I hope and pray to the man above that the all black unis for UCLA looks somewhat similar to the all black pro combat uniforms that Arizona State wears.   Cause I tell you what, if it does look similar then the outfit for my next trip to the whore house is pretty much decided.    Hello Mustang Ranch, I am here to request the services of the lady with the roundest backside, and let me warn you right up front, your vagina is getting Burfict’ed.

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Final Version Of Nike All Black UCLA Football Uniform

final version of UCLA football all black uniform from nike 2012

So got a decent amount of feedback for my last all black UCLA football uniform photoshop sketch.  The majority of the opinion seems to be that bruin blue color scheme would be better than gold that I used with the black, and more importantly, lot of people were requesting that I take off the dreaded Adidas logo and replace it with a Nike logo.  So above sketch is what you get fellas, bruin blue schemed all black football uniform with a white UCLA/Nike logo on the upper left.  Not too shabby if I say so myself, I might tweet this pics to the new coaches to see if they might want to  implement some of the design ideas on the new future alternative football uniforms.

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How About Adidas UCLA All Black Football Uniform

adidas all black ucla football uniform for 2012

My previous mock sketch for an all black football uniform for UCLA might have been too extreme for some and I did receive couple of emails from readers of this blog asking me what an all black football uniform would look like if we kept the traditional layout of the UCLA jersey.   Well I think it will look kind of like what you see above, with a bit of a Purdue/New Orleans Saints flavor thrown in the color scheme and a neon yellow UCLA logo on the helmet in a homage to the Oregon Ducks.  Gotta say I kind of dig it, maybe even more than my previous radical concept for an all black uniform.  Also an alternate one with a bruin blue shade can be found here.

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How About All Black UCLA uniform?

all black ucla football uniform pro combat

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I know it’s just a preview (and oh boy what a preview it is, a whole 150 by 150 pixel thumbnail) but it seems as thought the shade of blue will be lighter on the actual all white uniform than the navy I used on my rough sketch and the number font will be more like the old UCLA uniform fonts instead of the modern font I used.   Fuck it.   I am just gonna throw it out there cause I love me some all black uniforms, from the blouse U Ducks to Princeton of Date Rapes Sun Devils, all black uniforms by NIKE has been pretty damn wicked in my book.   So here is my design for all black uniforms for UCLA, if you have any family members over 50 who happens to be a UCLA fan please divert their attention away from this post unless you want to hear a 20 minute tirade on why there are no power blue or gold in these sketches.

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