If you are looking through my site looking for Stanford highlight videos then you need to GTFO since there were none. It was a lackluster performance by the Bruins and on top of it a horrifically boring game, with the only saving grace of the night being the post game verbal scuffle between UCLA head coach Jim L Mora and LA Times columnist TJ Simers. You can watch their who’s dick is bigger interaction here or read about T.J view of what exactly occurred here.
Now was the verbal jousting between these two equivalent of Nas vs Jay Z battle of the college football world? Not really, but for those of you who are too lazy to either look up the video I linked above or read the one lone white guy in America named T.J’s written article, let me give you a brief summation of what occurred.
Mora: What up y’all?
T.J: Yo, why you be losing on purpose dog?
Mora: Oh hell naw….. *pitch of his voice starts going up* Bitch, what did you just say?
T.J: You hear me stuttering? Don’t look for backups yo, man up!
Mora: *looks away* Bitch please…
2 mins go by
T.J: You heard me call you out last time right? ……….. RIGHT?
Mora: Fool you got something to say come up and say to my face DOG!
T.J: You don’t want me to come up there and step to you homie, oh hell naw you don’t want that.
Mora: For real though? You think I will be scared of your punk ass? *arms open to the side* Come at me BRO! COME AT ME!
Mora: *death glare to TJ and mumbles to himself* oh I wish a muthafucka would………..
That pretty much sums up what occurred between the two BFFs. Nothing big but hell of a lot more entertaining than the acutal football game that occurred before it which was basically nothing but a wedding rehearsal before the final ceremony.
Go Bruins! Chop down those trees.