Petros Going OFF On Lane Kiffin “No One Feels Sorry For USC!”

Audio/Video of Petros going off on a massive 13 minute tirade at Lane Kiffin during last night's Petros & Money show.   It's a must listen for anyone who is baffled by this particular Lane Kiffin response to why there are 6 Pac 12 teams in the top 25 rankings.  I quote. “It's the result of us not nailing recruiting over the last five years," Kiffin said Sunday when asked Read more

Westbrook, Long Tradition Of UCLA Hipsters

I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals.   For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media.   Now do I think that it's a horrible outfit?  Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is Read more

Mancrush of spring practices: Steven Manfro

I ran into some guy named Barry Sanders last night at a party and I asked him, "hey, aren't you the black Steven Manfro?" Here are  couple of my Steven Manfro observations from watching the spring practices so far. During scrimmage, a swing pass was thrown to Steven Manfro from Richard Brehaut and to my amazement, after catching the pass Steven did not accelerate but rather just nonchalantly walked down the Read more

UCLA Football: Attack With Passion Poster

I get about 3 emails a week from this little blog of mine and about 3 of those tend to be from other bruin fans who love the fact that I am updating the UCLA image up to the modern times (aka. nike) with a little help my friend photoshop.   So here is one more poster for UCLA football and personally my favorite so far.   Attack with passion, go Read more

Lou Spanos’ Potential 3-4 Defense vs Joe Tresey’s 4-wtf-0-2 Defense

Above you see the potential 3-4 defense that UCLA might run in the upcoming football season, the whole thing is predicated on having a large nose tackle and tweener defensive tackles that will clog up the  gaps in the line, while having speedy line backers to increase the coverage of the field in both pass and run situations.   Or at least, that is what is stated on Wikipedia.  Now Read more
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UCLA Got A New Kicker… I Think.

tyler gonzalez new ucla kicker

According to Jon Gold at inside UCLA, Tyler Gonzalez, a former manager for the ucla soccer team went 3 for 3 on field goals attempts at today’s practice.  No duh, I mean he has a Mexican last name, the dude has to know how to kick a damn ball.  What was that?  The kicker for Arizona Wildcats is named Luis Zendejas?  Shit…

Gonzalez was a four-sport athlete in high school. But when he wasn’t recruited by his dream school, UCLA, for football or soccer, he decided to give up any idea of playing collegiate sports and enroll at the Westwood campus anyway, where many family members had earned degrees.

“I always wanted to go to UCLA ever since I was little and I got in for academics,” said Gonzalez, who graduated from Fullerton High with a 4.67 grade-point average. “So that was more important to me than playing at a school I didn’t want to go to.”

Tyler, I hope you can kick a few extra point for us but even if you don’t, you have accomplished more in life than 90% of other kids your age.  Good luck to you and please do not tell me you are related to Luis Pendejas who can’t make an extra point to save his life.

You can read the full article on Tyler Gonzalez by clicking here.

Posted on October 5, 2011 in football Leave a comment

Top 5 teams in Pac 12 after week 5

lane fucken kiffin bro

1. Oregon: Yes they got stomped by the mud hicks, but those mud hicks turned out to be the best team in the country.   Stanford better put on some booty shorts cause LaMichael James is gonna treat them like they were his girlfriend and beat the shit out of em when they meet.

2. Trees: Luck must have forgone the NFL to eat more of that fine Stanford pussy cause he got kinky muff all over his grill.  Fuck him and his 16 white tight ends.

3. Arizona State: Princeton of Date Rapes is the real deal.   Peter Brady with gigantism seems to know how to run that offense with ease, but Osweiler is a knee injury waiting to happen with his tendency to run out of the pocket exposing his Manute Bol like frame to the opposing linebackers.

4. Washington: Very dynamic offense, shitty defense, decent running game, a black quarterback who can run and throw the ball.  They are the Philadelphia eagles of the Pac 12.

5. USC: Barney must have prayed really hard to the white Orange County god cause his offensive line is giving him ample amounts of time to throw the ball to his two favorite targets, Robert Woods and anyone near Robert Woods.   SC defense is shitty just like the rest of the league but they have the offensive power to stay within the game with just about anyone not named Oregon.

Posted on October 3, 2011 in football, pac 12 1 Comment

Injury List For Stanford Game

ucla vs stanford

F-back Anthony Barr will be out for the game with a meniscus tear, rumor is that he might need a season ending surgery.  More Jordan James.

Defensive back Alex Mascarenas was out of practice with a concussion like symptoms.

Defensive back  Dalton Hilliard did not practice and not likely to play

Corner back Sheldon Price missed practice all throughout the week.  Rick Neuheisel said Price has a sprained knee, but the rumor is that Price might need surgery.  Fuck me.

Defensive secondary players like Jamie Graham, Tony Dye,and  Andrew Abbott are back in practice.  Also with Price and Alex likely being out, seldom used Brandon Sermons and Tevin McDonald might see some time as well.

It’s good that these injuries are coming when we are facing Stanford with a scrub quarterback.  Some dude named Andy Puck.  Easy win…  Trust me on this I know this game called American Football.

Prediction: UCLA 85 – Trees 1 (extra point after a missed touchdown).

Posted on September 29, 2011 in football Leave a comment

Video Of Kyle Anderson And His Dad On UCLA

Above is an interesting video from website called Five-Star Basketball.  The content consists of an interview with Kyle Anderson and his dad on the reasons as to why they choose UCLA as Kyle’s college destination.   Must view if you want to know the thought process behind elite high school recruits.

Posted on September 28, 2011 in basketball, recruiting, video Leave a comment

Lane Kiffin is doing a great job.

lane kiffin is a moron

Lane Kiffin is doing a great job over at USC.   Lane Kiffin is undeserving of all the criticism that is coming his way.   My personal belief is that Lane Kiffin should be given a 7 year extension after the Arizona game, win or lose.

Posted on September 27, 2011 in coaching, usc Leave a comment

UCLA 27 – Beavers 19, Hell…. Yeah…..

derrick coleman runs wild against oregon state

UCLA Bruins victory of Oregon State Beavers can be summarized in two words, Derrick Coleman. Derrick has the size and the skills to play at the next level and this year he is putting it all together.

The thing that I love about Derrick this year is that he constantly runs with a forward lean and quickly makes a decision on which gap he is gonna hit.  As much as I root for Johnathan Franklin, I would prefer that Derrick Coleman gets the start at the beginning of the games so that he can pound the  defense a bit when the opposition is at their freshest with his god gifted Thor like strength.   To my non expert observations, I feel as though the quick feet and speed of Johnathan Franklin will be more effective after the defense gets demolished by DC rather than vice versa.  It’s like SWAT team, first comes the battering ram to break down the door and afterward is the introduction of quick footed officers with sniper rifles to finish the job.  Yes, I just compared college football with a drug raid.

Anyway, I see that in Emo-town a.k.a Bruinreportonline forum, the people are already crying about what Stanford might do to us.   I swear man, those bitching emo motherfuckers really need to lighten up.   They are the same ass people who can’t enjoy the weekend cause they can’t stop thinking about going back to work on Monday.  Life is short, stop bitching for a second and enjoy the win.

Posted on September 27, 2011 in football Leave a comment
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