
His name is Zach Maynard. Game ball to you sir.

His name is Zach Maynard. Game ball to you sir.
Basically tellls UCLA to either start putting up money for football or go play Brown in the Ivy League.
6:09 pm – Got home late, see that we are already down 7 to Arizona who never has a lead. Not really a big surprise.
6:15 pm – Two running plays and then a pass. Never saw that before. *sarcasm meter off the charts*
6:22pm – Our CBs are fucken 12 yds away from the Ariz receivers. Arizona is running through our defense like they are Pac 12 version of Alabama. 0-14.
6:36pm – We showed some balls and threw and misdirection pass to Jetski! 7- 14. Now can we stop anyone? Marilyn Manson is tearing our defense a new poop hole.
6:50pm – The answer to that question would be Hell To The Motherfucken No 7-21.
6:55pm – Fumble. About to be 7-28 in about 6 plays.
7:15pm – We kick a field goal being down 21, relying on a guy who never kicked a field goal in college. Smart. Kicking is winning.
7:20pm – I am gonna drop by the local Bevmo to pick up a bottle of absinthe. Good night folks.

OMGZZ! Is the above tweet pic from Lucien Devin, showing a newly designed UCLA football helmet? Or, did a giant bird made out of skittles shit out a blue poop that unfortunately happen to land on Stan McKay’s head as the above pic was being taken? The answer is neither, the above is a concept helmet that has been around the UCLA locker room for years and by in no way is it a newly design uniform for future UCLA football teams. I gotta say though, the helmet does have that power ranger like je ne sais quoi that is quite appealing.
Came back to the good old USA just in time to catch us playing Arizona tomorrow. Go Bruins!