Petros Going OFF On Lane Kiffin “No One Feels Sorry For USC!”
Audio/Video of Petros going off on a massive 13 minute tirade at Lane Kiffin during last night's Petros & Money show. It's a must listen for anyone who is baffled by this particular Lane Kiffin response to why there are 6 Pac 12 teams in the top 25 rankings. I quote. “It's the result of us not nailing recruiting over the last five years," Kiffin said Sunday when asked Read more
Westbrook, Long Tradition Of UCLA Hipsters
I see everyone is going ape shit over the outfit that Russell Westbrook wore to the post game press conference after game one of the western conference semi finals. For those of you who missed it, here is what Russell decided to put on his body before speaking to the media. Now do I think that it's a horrible outfit? Kind of, mainly because of the gold that is Read more
Mancrush of spring practices: Steven Manfro
I ran into some guy named Barry Sanders last night at a party and I asked him, "hey, aren't you the black Steven Manfro?" Here are couple of my Steven Manfro observations from watching the spring practices so far. During scrimmage, a swing pass was thrown to Steven Manfro from Richard Brehaut and to my amazement, after catching the pass Steven did not accelerate but rather just nonchalantly walked down the Read more
UCLA Football: Attack With Passion Poster
I get about 3 emails a week from this little blog of mine and about 3 of those tend to be from other bruin fans who love the fact that I am updating the UCLA image up to the modern times (aka. nike) with a little help my friend photoshop. So here is one more poster for UCLA football and personally my favorite so far. Attack with passion, go Read more
Lou Spanos’ Potential 3-4 Defense vs Joe Tresey’s 4-wtf-0-2 Defense
Above you see the potential 3-4 defense that UCLA might run in the upcoming football season, the whole thing is predicated on having a large nose tackle and tweener defensive tackles that will clog up the gaps in the line, while having speedy line backers to increase the coverage of the field in both pass and run situations. Or at least, that is what is stated on Wikipedia. Now Read more
I am knocked out with the flu watching UCLA vs Arizona on my DVR. Not a big basketball fanatic so if any of you guys want to see a certain clip from the game in HD leave a comment on this post and I will upload it to my youtube channel. The comment will not be published but rather erased after ripping the requested clip. Go Bruins! Beat the flu.
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I hear Brock Osweiler might be looking to transfer to UCLA so he can be with his beloved offensive coordinator and quarterback coach Noel Mazzone. Well with a magical tool called Photoshop and a help from ASU sun-devils “it’s time” campaign, I now present to you how the Princeton of date rapes fans feel about this potential transfer situation in a picture form.
- If a scientist made a football helmet specifically designed for you to wear while fucking your girlfriend, it would look like Oregon’s rosebowl helmet.
- It looked like everyone of Oregon players had a custom west coast choppers motorcycle implanted on to their facemask.
- I am willing to bet that at least 60% of Japanese anime fanatics were furiously masturbating looking at those Oregon rosebowl helmets.
- I wanted Wisconsin to win, but then I saw those rose pattern red outlines on their uniforms and knew that they needed to get severely beaten down for wearing such an atrocity.
- Seriously though, if you saw Voltron’s cum shot through a microscope you will see bunch of Oregon players wearing those helmets running toward the egg. Wow.. What a fantastic helmet.
In Portland, Rachel Bachman cited UCLA AD Dan Guerrero as indicating that the impending seven-year extension with adidas “will approach Michigan’s unparalleled deal, worth $7.5 million annually.” Open records show that UCLA’s current deal is worth $4.6M per year (Portland OREGONIAN, 6/5).
Just in case you were living under a rock, you would know by now that Lamichael James got his paranormal activity on during a space mountain roller coaster ride in Disneyland. By the way if anyone knows the name of the hottie behind the duck players making a meme worthy duck face (how appropriate) shoot me an email, I need to do a deadspin worthy cyber stalking on that babe. Daddy likes… Daddy really likes… Anyway after that pussyfication debacle of a photo, here comes a conveniently contrived heroic news about the Oregon Ducks to balance out the emo la-james, in which a heroic duck player Mark Asper saves an old man from chocking to death by doing a bit of a Heimlich maneuver on his old chocking ass. LA Slimes writes:
“He looked like he was struggling with it,” Asper said, “so I stood up and patted him on the back and said, ‘If you don’t know what you’re doing, I do, because I’m an Eagle Scout.
“So I ripped in there and the first heave was a test heave because the guy seemed a little old, I didn’t want to break his ribs or anything. Test heave, then he seemed like he could handle a full force heave so I popped it out.
Not saying I don’t believe the story but I am saying I don’t believe the story.
Inside you will find a video of the last point scored in the UCLA vs Illinois Women’s Volleyball Championship as well as the post victory celebration by the bruin women and an interview with shocked volleyball coach Mike Sealey. Enjoy.
