Know Your Opponent: Case Keenum

case keenum and his virginity train

According to this article, which I totally don’t believe for a second, the Houston Cougars quarterback Case Keenum was a virgin until he recently married his wife.

Case Keenum is proud to admit both he and his wife were virgins until they got married. “That’s something that’s definitely difficult,” he says. “But we’re glad we did.” While he and Kimberly were dating, Keenum says, he spoke openly with his teammates about the couple’s decision to wait to have sex. He says many of his teammates didn’t believe him.  “I’ve gone from having the least amount of sex on the team,” Keenum says with a laugh, “to the most.”

Really Case?  What a load of crock, the concept of marriage was developed so that people can have the least amount of sex possible with their partner, not to get laid more than the average college football player.  There is no way this can be true, a college QB turning down a hopefully legal and most likely drunk off their ass putang?   Are you trying to give Matt Leinart a heart attack?   Just because Ballroom Matty went over to the Texans doesn’t mean all that college trim you turned down is transferable to the walking STD.   Jesus, this ain’t AT&T rollover plan brotha, get some while you can get some.

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