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Hi y’all~ All right now, this is Case Keenum, quarterback for the University of Houston. Just wanna invite ya’ll out to this dag gone thing called fan appre… appre… a…pre…e……. love day. This Saturday. HEE HAW! We alls are gonna be at the scrimmage over there at that Robertson stadium cause I gotta fess up! I am fixin ‘to get my throws out there naw wha I mean? Shoot~~ Anyway, afterward we get all worked up, we gonna sign some of dem autographs *chews tobacco followed by a head tilt toward the general direction of the facility* over there at the dag gone thing there. So come on out dagnabbit! Have a good time and let’s git~r~done!!!
*okay he doesn’t really say the above but it’s pretty damn close*