After a long hiatus I am back with a vengeance to celebrate the start of the college football season. Can you feel the tension in the air right now? I know I can, I can feel it all the way down in my plums. Getting all swollen, with a light blue bruin hue to em.
According to various practice reports of the fall scrimmages, it seems as though the QB position is wide open and up for grabs with Richard Brehaut making the biggest stride in becoming the starter. Where is Brett Hundley a.k.a ‘the second savior’, a.k.a ‘the recruit with the whitest sounding name that turns out to be black’ at? Well Brett injured his knee playing pickup basketball, and if that doesn’t prove that UCLA is a basketball school than I don’t know what does.
The solution to solving the UCLA QB problem is simple, UCLA is one of the top medical research universities in the world with advance capabilities in medical experiments . Here is a hint, have you seen the movie The Human Centipede? Oh you have? How does Kevin Brehaut sound to you?
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